How do you cleanse yourself from THC to pass a urine test?

Question

I know drinking water speeds up the metabolism, and obviously the best thing is time, but time is something I don't have. I had smoked daily since December of 2008, but just last week I took a five day break. Now when I smoked these past 3 days, I only had about two hits simply because my tolerance was lower. Is there any vitamin pills or drink to help speed up the process because I have about a week or week and a half till the test. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Answer 1

Hi



Cranberry juice, exercise, sweating, lots of water, and niacin will NOT help.



Niacin, otherwise known as vitamin B3 or nicotinic acid, is a water-soluble vitamin, this will neither increase your metabolism or wash the toxins from your body.



There is nothing you can do, besides taking it in the first place … obviously

Answer 2

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You're not going to be able to continue smoking and pass a drug test. If you took a drug test in 2 months and passed I'd be surprised. Not all workplaces do a urine test, some will do a hair follicle test which tests back a lot longer. You're going to have to quit smoking weed probably. I guess what you could do is order a typical drug trust an employer might use. Try a 5 or 10 panel drug test from a REPUTABLE company. Do some research. Then test yourself, after a few weeks of not smoking and see if you pass or fail. Maybe get 2 just to make sure. Get a bunch and see how long it takes after smoking in general for you to piss clean. I flunked a drug test when I was seeing a chronic pain doctor, for narcotics, it was the most embarassing thing ever! Luckily she understood I was using for pain control, not for fun. And employer will not be as compassionate! When you see them pull out the 10panel drug test you're going to be very nervous, and if they do worse! which is TEST YOUR HAIR! you're screwed. I don't know how long it can go back, but I'm guessing up to a year. So, do your research and get your mind off of marijuana for a while because it's not going to happen. :( I'm pro-marijuana use by the way. So I'm not saying this because I don't want you to smoke. You might be very efficient at metabolizing marijuana, and in that case you might not test positive as long as someone who is normal. The only way to know is to test yourself. But that is not practical and you will be spending about a year finding out how long it takes for you to detox from pot. Better off just quitting. :( Not all employers drug test, it really depends who you work for. In America it's pretty much guaranteed, but in Canada they don't seem to. I have friends who work for the government and smoke marijuana and they never get tested. Some jobs will make you take a polygraph along with a drug test, I know if you work for CSIS (Canada's version of the CIA) or become a police officer, you must have not used drugs in a year, and they will administer a polygraph (always for CSIS) City Police Services). If you want to do anything like that, you can probably find the job requirements online.Many RCMP jobs require a polygraph even at a desk capacity, you need to have security clearance for alot of those jobs and they will polygraph you. If you want to work for the FBI or CIA they will likely polygraph you, I assume with smaller city police services they would do this also. It doesn't matter how thin you are. Women still carry more fat than men do, and even if you are relatively thin you will still have some fat. It obviously has something to do with the metabolism since THC is stored in the fat cells, but that doesn't mean if you are thin you're body is going to outsmart a drug test.

Answer 3

Nothing will get the THC out of your system except time.



If you drink too much water, you may be able to give a diluted sample - at which time your employer (or prospective employer or probation office) may contact you to re-test.



Some organizations look at a diluted sample as a positive result since they assume you are purposefully trying to alter the results.



Call your congressman and ask them what you can do to assist in the process to legalize marijuana. Other than that, you're screwed.

Answer 4

THC is not water soluble, so water has nothing to do with it. You just have to wait for THC and it's metabolites to be broken down and excreted. Just take a break from cannabis.



The three people below me are ******* stupid, do not listen to them.



Also those herbal remedies are complete bullshit, do not waste your money.



-C6541

Answer 5

Go to the library and pick up this book

"The Fast Track One-Day Detox Diet"

its good for you and will flush the thc and almost all the other toxins out of your system. probably my bible ^.^ but the down side is you won't be able to smoke weed for a good 11days. upside, you'll lose weight, your skin and hair will be healthier and you yourself will be.

Answer 6

Niacin is the only thing i can think of that would help, other than buying fake urine (which works very well!) or you could buy one of those cleansing drinks from smoke shops.

Answer 7

TRIPPINNN just drink water.... i kno ppl that hav ben bakddd 2 or 3 days b4 a test.. drank water.. and wer clean.. the stuff only shows within a day or 2 or 3 no longer

Answer 8

vitamin shoppe or gnc sells stuff called "Liquid Stuff" and "herbal clean" they are in the cleansing isle. the Liquid stuff is generic and cheaper bt works just as good. it will cost you 25-35 dollars and if your over 170 lbs I'd buy and extra bottle. You need to lay off fatty foods and eat alot of vegetable and drink water. don't eat the night before the test and don't eat breakfast. drink 2 quarts of water and take the "liquid stuff" and drink it after the water 1 hour prior to the test.and pee atleast once before the test that way your bladder is full of "new water"



herbal clean comes in pill form and liquid but herbal clean is expensive.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

they say craberry juice, exercise (sweating), lots of water, and niacin can do the trick.



but smoking weed is illegal. and why would you do it when you know you have to take a drug test?

Answer 11

Here's an odd idea....STOP SMOKING. And good. I hope this is perceived as shouting. BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING.

Answer 12

just bring some bleach with you. bleach your piss man. this kid i know does that at my school and it works for him.

Answer 13

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