Hahahaha...someone is calling out from work! Just call the job early in the morning when your voice sounds hoarse.
I used to fake I was sick too... and that's how I did it. Keep the voice sounding hoarse and don't be UPBEAT just sound down and out ...It works like a charm!
Ben
2008-03-29 16:55:57 UTC
spray some water up your nose to irritate your sinuses, then you will sound sick, and perhaps feel sick for a few mins.
Elle
2008-03-29 16:55:47 UTC
If it's to phone in sick call first thing in the morning, and/or lie on the bed or sofa with your head off the edge.
Works like a charm ~!
♥ Xite ♥
2008-03-29 16:55:08 UTC
Just fake it!
Or scream your head off for a few hours, that should work.
anonymous
2008-03-29 17:26:28 UTC
Ok i have done this a LOT of times...and its so easy
pretend you have a bad bad cough and how the voice sounds when you have a sore throat.....yes the voice comes is hoarse and throaty.....practice it once or twice...and bingo u can create the drama
mrr5745
2008-03-29 17:05:22 UTC
If you're trying tp get out of work, lay down when you make the call. It actually makes you sound like you're sick
?
2008-03-29 17:03:42 UTC
Scream into a pillow for awhile.....
the hug that lasted forever
2008-03-29 16:55:50 UTC
make it weak and helpless-:)
James
2008-03-29 16:55:34 UTC
dont drink and breath through your mouth and dont swallow your saliva, makes your throat dry out and you sound really ill
Persepolis
2008-03-29 16:56:18 UTC
since i barely get sick and still need to claim sick days, i lay on my bed on my back and hang my head over the side, and talk normal. its not over the top but makes you sound a little rough!!
?
2016-04-03 09:22:39 UTC
u just act like ur dizzy and stuff and have a really bad headache, try sitting most of the time dont try to make urself stand up alot or get active and stuff so he wont suspect u just u know like be quiet and stuff and for the voice talk with a very low voice and just fake coughs if ur good at it and the most important thing like i said is to make urself not sound active or loud. just be quiet and all worn out. good luck :)
kylebakesb
2008-03-29 16:57:08 UTC
Talk real low and a little scratchy. Try to sound like you aren't paying attention to the phone or if in person body language works well. Good luck.
anonymous
2017-02-15 09:26:20 UTC
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Benjamin26
2008-03-29 16:55:10 UTC
Fake it, or just scream into a pillow as loud as you can for a few minutes. Why are you trying to have a sick voice...lol
kiki Dee
2008-03-29 16:55:21 UTC
You can practice and pretend, scream at the top of your voice, or just act like you have laryngitis.
Kurisu Thunderous
2008-03-29 16:56:17 UTC
Cough scream or sing really loud!
It works
Ive done it tons of times.
kenoplayer
2008-03-29 16:55:22 UTC
Try talking like an elderly person.
Tommy S
2008-03-29 16:55:54 UTC
drink and eat a lot of cold stuff and it will make ur throat soar
anonymous
2008-03-29 16:56:51 UTC
Talk from your chest.You should keep in mind the old story about the "Boy who cried wolf".
certifiedpsycho
2008-03-29 16:55:28 UTC
Why? Scream at the top of your lungs for about five minutes.
Cara G
2008-03-29 16:55:20 UTC
Just scream into your pillow for like an hour that should do it lol why??
kennymac1991
2008-03-29 16:55:46 UTC
make your voice really hoarse, and dry, and when you breathe, wheeze alot, and cough too
MRZ NiC0L3.
2008-03-29 16:55:50 UTC
Punch yourself in your throat
A-DOG
2008-03-29 16:55:50 UTC
Don't cut school or skip work. Nice try. Try easing into your question a little more subtly next time.
anonymous
2008-03-29 16:55:51 UTC
Have a friend karate chop you in the throat, that should do it!
LoozR
2008-03-29 16:55:00 UTC
cough a lot
robogirl2527
2008-03-29 16:55:31 UTC
why would you want that??? anyway, i think you could try yelling a lot..that might work
Spanrd
2008-03-29 16:55:13 UTC
Clog your throat with Peanut Butter.... I have no idea lol
danaishly
2008-03-29 16:55:21 UTC
My brother said to swallow broken glass.
Becca
2008-03-29 16:54:53 UTC
Uh why?
anonymous
2008-03-29 16:56:27 UTC
i don't know
anonymous
2008-03-29 16:55:15 UTC
swallow something that you would choke on
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